Paul:
Right guys, so while we're at this pool you need to behave.
Louis:
Don't tell me what to do, peasant.
Harry:
Is it okay for me to go skinny dipping..?
Paul:
NO. Harry pull your swim trunks back up!
Louis:
Don't yell at Harry like that, peasant!
Niall:
Paul throw me the sun tan lotion, I don't wanna burn.
Paul:
Oka- NIALL GET OUT OF THE POOL WITH YOUR CHICKEN WRAP.
Niall:
But Paaaaauuuull!
Paul:
Now! Out!
Liam:
Paul you have to be nice to Niall, he's sensitive.
Paul:
Right Liam, oka- LIAM GET OUT OF THE POOL WITH YOUR LAPTOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Liam:
I'm twitcaming! I can't leave my beatiful fans! I'm on tumblr too! Wanna see this Niam fic? You're in it!
Paul:
No no no! Get out! Wait, where's Zayn? ZAYN?!
Zayn:
*muffled noises* pau-fgdsdon he-fsdfgn me-sdfsdfhsdijda
Paul:
HARRY WHY'D YOU PUSH ZAYN IN THE DEEP END HE CAN'T SWIM.
Harry:
HE MADE FUN OF MY NIPPLES.
Louis:
I SAID DON'T YELL AT HARRY YOU SWINE.
Paul:
THATS IT I QUIT.